Of joblessness and playing god

ME: So that’s it, thank you for joining us and I hope you learned a lot from this training. We’ll notify you by SMS if you’ll be moving on to the next program. See you guys when I see you.
TRAINEE01: Sir, I hope we pass, I’m so tired of being jobless.
TRAINEE02: Yes, I badly, desperately need a job, can’t stand my wife’s nagging.
TRAINEE03: For God’s sake, you don’t want us adding to the growing numbers of unemployed.
ME: Relax! I wish I can play god and hire all of you! I can be brutally honest and tell you nobody made the cut, but I’m not saying, so there.

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