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A friend called me one late night, after the hi-hellos.

FRIEND: Where are you now?
ME: I’m in the car on my way home.
FRIEND: No, you sound like you’re in a room.
ME: EDSA Ortigas. I’m in the car on my way home. You’re assuming otherwise.
FRIEND: Really? Then why don’t I hear any traffic sound of sorts?
ME: I’m using an iPhone. Hello, noise cancelling?
FRIEND: Oh, your phone can do that?
ME: Most smartphones can do that, cheers to high-tech. You were saying?

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